This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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