i barfeds in our rink
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
either way he was missing a nipple.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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