so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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