We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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