wat bout pragnant strippers??
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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