All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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