Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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