Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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