the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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