We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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