Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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