I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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