just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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