There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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