your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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