Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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