nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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