Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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