i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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