I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
