I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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