My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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