i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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