I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.