I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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