i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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