Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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