i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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