K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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