I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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