drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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