they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
my poor anus
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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