You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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