The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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