I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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