we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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