she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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