it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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