The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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