Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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