It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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