i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
