dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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