They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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