Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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