Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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