I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
