So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
