yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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