why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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