were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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