Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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