In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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