Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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