READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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