i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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