Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
operation have a gay friend backfired
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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